1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,660 This station is rated TVPG. 2 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:13,470 Man, am I glad to get out of there for a few days. Absolutely. 3 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,970 Can't stand being stuck in school when everyone else is home for the holidays. 4 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:20,390 Hey, Hercules, are you sure your mom won't mind that you invited us all 5 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:24,010 My mother loves company, all right? Hey, listen, wait till you guys get a hold 6 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:26,670 of the Thracian casserole. She cooks it in a goat stomach. 7 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:30,430 Oh, forget about it. The feast of Persephone is my favorite holiday 8 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:33,890 get to have big, even, delicious snacks of fish and feta popovers! 9 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,590 Yeah, we don't usually have those. 10 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:38,410 What? 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,160 Are you crazy? We have fish and feta popovers at the palace all the time. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,240 tradition. Uh, Jason, have you ever had to cook those? 13 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,140 No. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,040 Your hands stink for a week. 15 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:55,240 Well... So, 16 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,820 Eola, what holiday traditions does your family have? 17 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,099 Oh, you know, the... 18 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:05,870 Same old, same old. 19 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,670 Don't worry, Jason, okay? 20 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:10,990 We're going to have the wild boar roast. 21 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:15,130 It's not exactly a fish and feta popover now, is it, Hercules? I said I was 22 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:16,130 sorry about that. 23 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,250 Hey, look, there's my mom. 24 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:18,610 Hello, everyone. 25 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:22,430 Hey, Hercules, could I go on the boar hunt with you guys? Oh, no, Lilith, no. 26 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,690 This is my job. I am the man of the house, you know? 27 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,750 At least you were. 28 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:36,150 Hercules, who is that? 29 00:01:42,070 --> 00:01:48,450 In an age of light and darkness, Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the universe. 30 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:52,150 He had a son, young Hercules. 31 00:01:56,710 --> 00:02:00,310 Half god, half man. 32 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:09,030 Young Hercules longs to find his place in the world, the father he's never 33 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:11,910 known, and what it means to be a hero. 34 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:19,190 Before the man became legend, before the legend became myth, came the greatest 35 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:20,550 adventure of all. 36 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:31,590 Welcome, everyone. Hey, Alcmene. Thanks for having us. 37 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,560 Eolus, welcome. 38 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:34,660 Hey, Agamini. 39 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,780 You must be Lilith. Hi. I hope I'm not intruding. 40 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,460 Not at all. The bigger the crowd, the better the feast. 41 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,780 Hello, Hercules. 42 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,200 Hi. 43 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,480 Uh... Who's this? 44 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:57,520 Everyone. I'd like to introduce Capania. 45 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,080 He's a good friend, and I'm happy he could join us. 46 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:02,900 How you doing? Hi. 47 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,740 Hey. How are you? 48 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,140 Hercules? Yeah. 49 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,760 Lilith? 50 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:12,800 Boys, we seem to have a full house, so I'm afraid you'll have to sleep in the 51 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 barn. 52 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,260 The board. That's good. 53 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,100 Cool. 54 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,220 Cool. 55 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,100 To the barn. 56 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,980 To the barn. 57 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,740 Lilith, you can have Hercules' old room. 58 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,820 Oh, no, the barn's okay for me, too. 59 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,580 Hercules can have his room. 60 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:31,990 Don't be silly. He insists. 61 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,110 Don't you, Hercules? 62 00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:35,430 Huh? 63 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,070 Oh, yes, yes. 64 00:03:37,210 --> 00:03:38,210 Go ahead. 65 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:40,590 Okay. 66 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:42,030 Thanks. Yeah. 67 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:48,150 Now, we need more firewood. 68 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:49,549 I'll guess. 69 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:50,690 No, no, you're a guess. Relax. 70 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:53,770 I got it. Well, let's write it on there. 71 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:55,910 You're in your mother's house, Hercules. 72 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,550 Let's just get ready for the feast. 73 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,440 Hercules, that's... 74 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:10,480 Oh, 75 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,640 hey, I called the loft. 76 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,880 Looks comfy. 77 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:15,900 Okay. 78 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:18,120 You're not going to argue with me? 79 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:25,420 Listen, Jace, uh... My family, we never... I mean, we never... 80 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:30,690 What I'm trying to say is I don't know anything about this whole feet business. 81 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:31,930 Oh. 82 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:34,390 Could you fill me in on the traditions and stuff? 83 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:36,910 Yeah, I don't want to look like a complete fool. 84 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:39,850 Well, that's going to be impossible. 85 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,330 No, come on, man. I'm being serious. 86 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:42,910 Of course. 87 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:46,950 I'll help you. Later. Right now, got to check out the sweet loft. 88 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:50,650 Well, I guess I'll just sleep over here. 89 00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:54,970 Huh? 90 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,480 Or maybe I'll just sleep over there. 91 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 That looks nice. 92 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:42,290 I'd like to talk to you. 93 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,070 Thought you would. 94 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:54,110 Who is he? 95 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:56,730 I make pennies in the marketplace. 96 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,290 At the marketplace? 97 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:01,070 I needed help with the planting. He needed work, though. 98 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:02,310 He's a hired hand? 99 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:04,510 No. He's a friend. 100 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,610 Now you're buying your friends at the marketplace? 101 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,590 Don't forget who you're talking to, young man. 102 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:15,590 I know you're my mom, but I think I deserve to know what's going on around 103 00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:23,970 It's just that you're alone out here and there are men who would take advantage 104 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:24,970 of that. 105 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,390 What do you know about this guy anyways? 106 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:30,890 I know he's good and kind. 107 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,330 He makes me laugh. 108 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:35,970 I don't trust him. 109 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,080 I expect you to be nice to him. 110 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,320 Why? 111 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,700 Planting season's done, right? 112 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,320 He'll move on and I'll never have to see him again. 113 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,300 You may see him more often than you think. 114 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,760 I want him out of here. 115 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,940 I'm sorry, Hercules, but this is my house. 116 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,260 I decide who stays or who goes. 117 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:02,340 I want him out of here! 118 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,400 We can talk about this later, when you've had a chance to calm down. 119 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,960 It's traditional for you to leave a few peas on your plate in the shape of a 120 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,280 star for Persephone to take back to Hades with her in the fall. Well, if you 121 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,700 so. And you have to eat at least one stalk of asparagus. 122 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,140 Oh, you're kidding, right? 123 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,440 It's an insult if you don't. 124 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:28,720 But I hate asparagus. 125 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Heads up. 126 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,800 Hey, let's play some ball. 127 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,280 Shouldn't we be helping out in the kitchen or something? 128 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:39,180 The oldest. 129 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,340 Sports come first. 130 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,420 Now that should be a tradition. 131 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,700 What about you, son? Join us. 132 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,510 Oh, I'm not your son. 133 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:50,230 Come on, him and me against you two. 134 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:51,970 Sure. 135 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:53,810 Love to. 136 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,150 Are you all right? 137 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:06,210 You hurt. 138 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,870 Oh, I didn't mean to pry. 139 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,730 Oh, you didn't. 140 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,470 Don't worry about Hercules. 141 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:20,230 He'll be okay. 142 00:08:21,130 --> 00:08:22,130 He'll come around. 143 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:25,050 I hope so. 144 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:31,330 Would you mind very much giving me a hand in the kitchen? 145 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:34,789 Okay. 146 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,190 Yeah, sure. 147 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,470 You guys take it out from the barn. 148 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:43,850 Hope you like losing. 149 00:08:47,470 --> 00:08:48,490 Come on, Kirk. Heads up. 150 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,590 All right. Go on. 151 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:52,950 Kirk, I'm open. 152 00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:54,870 I got you. 153 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,210 Ouch. 154 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,550 Whoa. 155 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,250 Whoa. Whoa. 156 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:29,710 I knew your way around the kitchen. 157 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:31,850 Thanks. 158 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:35,290 But you'd rather be out there. 159 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:39,570 I was raised by my sister. 160 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,290 I wanted to be a warrior. 161 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,750 She trained me how to be a good little wife. 162 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,180 Oh, I'm sorry. Don't worry, dear. 163 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,000 Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a bit of both. Sorry, I thought you wanted to 164 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 play. That's right. 165 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,140 Play, not fight. 166 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:58,120 Was that too rough for you? Oh, I can handle it. Oh, you think I can? Hey, 167 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,900 wait. Come on. Save it for the game. That's it. Come on. Come on. Come on. 168 00:10:02,260 --> 00:10:03,880 It's a game. Take it easy. Calm down. 169 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:05,760 Hercules. 170 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:09,480 Hercules. Come here. If you want to remain in my house, you stop this right 171 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,720 If he can't take it, he shouldn't play. 172 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,140 What? 173 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:15,540 You're acting like a child. 174 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,820 I may have started it. I tackled him kind of hard. 175 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:24,100 There's a lot of energy being wasted out here that could be better spent on a 176 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,100 boar hunt. 177 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:26,800 That is if we want to make course tonight. 178 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,220 I'll go. Well, 179 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,400 I think that's a wonderful idea. 180 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:38,760 Here, Hercules. 181 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,080 For you, Cipania. 182 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,040 From there. 183 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,640 What? 184 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,260 My money's on the boar. 185 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,360 Oh! 186 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:20,480 How are you supposed to cut this stuff without slicing yourself to ribbons? 187 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,640 Come on, here, I'll show you. 188 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,240 What a mess. 189 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,000 Okay. You hold it at an angle and cut it away from you. 190 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,700 No, wait, wait, wait. 191 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,340 I didn't get that. Do that again. 192 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:40,680 Or you can pretend it's hanging in front of a shop and you've got to cut 193 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,200 it down real quick before the owner sees you. 194 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,180 Oh, I can do that. 195 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,240 Boys. 196 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,620 You didn't tell me about this tradition. 197 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,280 That's a new one on me. 198 00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,380 Oh, come on, you guys. You are pathetic. 199 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,640 Yeah, well, I don't want to see you in a boar hunt. 200 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,980 Oh, no? 201 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,160 Let's stop a second. 202 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:21,520 No sign of the boars today. 203 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,820 Want some water? 204 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,960 Better drink. 205 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,780 Look, I know you're upset. 206 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:42,180 Your mother and I have been concerned about how to tell you about this. I 207 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,240 want to talk about this, all right? 208 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:50,980 Look, I have feelings for your mother, and I believe she has feelings for me. 209 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,180 You can't just walk away from it. 210 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,380 Leave me and my mother alone. 211 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,410 Some boar hunters we are, huh? 212 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:41,790 Need a hand? 213 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,910 We better go after it. Your mother will skin us if we go back empty -handed. 214 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,610 You tell her. 215 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 She's your mother. 216 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,560 So that's where we went. 217 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,460 Looks like someone got in first. 218 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,800 Yeah. 219 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,540 What? 220 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,080 So who caught the boar? 221 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:20,940 Jason Arioles. 222 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,460 We did. 223 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,540 Well, we peeled potatoes. 224 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,920 I cut asparagus. 225 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:30,910 We thought you two would be too busy butting heads to hunt one down. Well, 226 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:31,930 congratulations. 227 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,110 Hey. Hey. 228 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,850 What's your problem? 229 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,520 You just don't get it, do you? 230 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,000 That's my mom in there, right? 231 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,140 My mom. Yeah, yeah, I get it. It's your mom. 232 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,160 In that nice house, cooking you a hot meal, waiting for you to wise up and get 233 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,160 back in there. 234 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,180 Whatever. 235 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,340 Oh, well, you want to trade places? 236 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,080 Huh? Because I'd have a mom like that any day. 237 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,920 You know, and if she happened to find someone that made her happy, then that's 238 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,640 fine with me, because I want her to be happy. 239 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,180 You big dope. 240 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,960 You know, uh... 241 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,280 Some of us never had it this good. 242 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,120 That should do it. 243 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,380 Look at that, huh? 244 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,000 Who said we couldn't cook? 245 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,300 Yeah, but you know what we're missing. 246 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,530 Fish and feta popovers? 247 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,150 Who made them? I don't know how. 248 00:15:58,350 --> 00:15:59,350 Ow! 249 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:09,490 Well, 250 00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:19,650 everything smells wonderful, huh? So where is Lilith, anyway? 251 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:20,870 She's coming. 252 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600 Here I am. 253 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,800 What? 254 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,720 What are you staring at? 255 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,520 Nothing. Well, you. 256 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:39,940 You're a girl. 257 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,340 El Camino lent me this dress. 258 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,680 You look lovely. 259 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,680 Um, can we just eat? 260 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,320 Oh, I forgot the bread. 261 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,070 I'll be right back. 262 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,250 Excuse me. 263 00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:09,630 Hi. 264 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:17,410 Well, I haven't really been very understanding about things lately. 265 00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,910 No, Hercules, you haven't. 266 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,890 But the thing is, I just want what's best for you, you know? 267 00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:29,050 And you're the best judge of that, I realize that. 268 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:37,050 What I'm trying to say is that whatever makes you happy makes me happy, 269 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,190 okay? 270 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,430 Thank you, sir. 271 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,170 Okay. 272 00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,530 Now, do you want me to take this? Sure. Okay. 273 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,210 Eolus, would you like some asparagus? 274 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:01,550 No. 275 00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:07,190 I mean, I would love some asparagus. Thank you. Some wonderful asparagus. 276 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,450 I'd like to propose a toast. 277 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:17,810 To the boys for helping prepare this beautiful dinner. 278 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,870 And to the ladies for bringing home the bacon. 279 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,210 You're here. 280 00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:32,020 And to whatever or whoever makes you happy. 281 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,220 Oh, and to Lilith. 282 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,880 Wow. 283 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,580 Let's eat, all right? 284 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 Here, here. 285 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,460 Jason, 286 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:52,600 do you think that any of us could have a fish and feta popover? Oh, all right. 287 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:47,860 I'll miss you. 288 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,580 Good morning. 289 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800 Good morning. 290 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,940 It's not because of me, is it? 291 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,400 Don't give yourself so much credit. 292 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,200 No, it was my choice. 293 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I wasn't ready. 294 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,260 Besides, he'll be back in six months to help with the Harvard. 295 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,100 Hercules, you're my son. 296 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,620 He's never going to replace you in my heart. 297 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,120 No one can. 298 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:27,120 I know that. It's just, uh... I forgot for a little while. 299 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,040 I'm sorry. 300 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,580 You know, I don't think he always likes my cooking. 301 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,160 He only had one stalk of asparagus and left several peas on his plate. 302 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,380 I think that was the best piece ever.